John L recently won the 14th National Golden Shower Piss Off. The competition was attended by many perverts, and recently paroled inmates. John L was in trouble early. He had a hair over his 2 inch penis in the compulsories, and had split spray. This put him in fourth place going into the freestyle part of the competition. John L had to pick up the pace and he did. He did a East German reverse double anal drip reclining swallow. This move hasn't been done since the great Greek Golden Shower Champion Constantine Drunkurineov did it at the Helsinki meet in 1965. After the event, John L had the following to say. " Ive been pissing on friends and feds for a long time, leading up to this competition. Ill piss on anybody. I'll lie, cheat, I dont care. I will piss on anyone."
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