Sunday, August 3, 2008


Wildeyes, the name is feared in SC. This insane woman is the most psycho female, no person in SC. But, what do we really know of Wild. this reporter got the exclusive interview. this is her story.
Wild wasn't born like me and you. Her parents were involved in a top secret government experiment. they were genitec engineers. Her parents were test tubes and DNA from of the most insane people known to mankind. She is spliced with DNA from Hitler, Stalin, and the Staypuff Marshmellow man. We will probably never know all the true facts. Those records have been destroyed, and the people killed. Wild went to school in central Flordia. Her adopted parents treated her right, but they knew something was wrong. In kindergarten, the teacher said its nap time wild. Wild shoved a crayon in her left eye. the teacher survived. she is still in an institution. Junior high was rough on wild. she couldn't fit in. One of the jocks yelled, " Hey wild! You got boobies now!" Wild ran him thru a paper shreeder. the authorities thought wild could be reformed. They were so wrong. Homecoming, 2001, Nerd tech has a big game against Jock high. wild is the head cheerleader, she beat up all the competition. Jock highs QB yelled " show me your tits" Bad mistake, wild shoved a pompom up his ass at the 50 yard line, in front of 3ooo people. Wild was asked to leave the area. she wandered the USA. She did a few bank robberies, and assaults to support herself.
She ended up in Texas. She planned on robbing a ranch she had spied out. Pink and Sam were at that ranch. They convinced her, that she wasnt wrong in the head. Evil is fun. But evil must be controlled. Wild now kills, like she always wanted. But she is thinking before she kills. Well 5 seconds, but she thinks.

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