LDI had its summer BBQ at the Sam Houston ranch this weekend. Much fun was had, as the whole Fed turned out. The Honorble BarnyRubble , who is extremely elderly, was presented with a 4X4 power chair. Much merriment was had by all. Slock attacked random people for no reason, and Wild killed some people, who just looked at her wrong. Saber told many bad jokes. He then got drunk, and hit on Sams hot daughter. After he removed a branding iron from his ass, Saber settled down and had a good time.
As usual LDI plotted on each other. Wild heated the branding iron before Sam used it on Saber. Wild slashed slocks tires. We thought Barn was passed out, old you know, but he was grounding wilds LU countries. Saber pissed in the potato salad, but that wasn't an official plot, because he did it in front of everyone. Sam walked around alot going MEH. Sam later took candy from every other kid at the event. He told them they were next.
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