Barny has a party

LDI had its summer BBQ at the Sam Houston ranch this weekend. Much fun was had, as the whole Fed turned out. The Honorble BarnyRubble , who is extremely elderly, was presented with a 4X4 power chair. Much merriment was had by all. Slock attacked random people for no reason, and Wild killed some people, who just looked at her wrong. Saber told many bad jokes. He then got drunk, and hit on Sams hot daughter. After he removed a branding iron from his ass, Saber settled down and had a good time.
As usual LDI plotted on each other. Wild heated the branding iron before Sam used it on Saber. Wild slashed slocks tires. We thought Barn was passed out, old you know, but he was grounding wilds LU countries. Saber pissed in the potato salad, but that wasn't an official plot, because he did it in front of everyone. Sam walked around alot going MEH. Sam later took candy from every other kid at the event. He told them they were next.

FAQ

This Faq was copied from the evil Sam Houstons blog.

1. What is the Lacerta Defense Initiative and how do I get my own…..

The Lacerta Defense Initiative is a collective of soverign nations ruled by a common ideology. To serve the interests of its membership by any means neccessary. You cannot join. You are chosen. We are not for sale but can be rented for a nominal fee….

2. Why should I pick the Lacerta Defense Initiative as my Federation? What do you offer your members?

Nothing! You are chosen you twit ask again and be beaten with a rubber hose!

3. Jeeze ok I am just comparing Federations… Ok what makes your Federation better than all the others?

We dont recruit. We are a theocratic oligarchy devoted to the worship of the Pinktator and to spread his message of love and wisdom.

4. What is the message?

We devalue the ones and zeros in order to touch the humanity in each player….And to pwn them.

5. Well thats a horrible message to suscribe to. I would never join such a horrible evil organization..

Good. No one asked you.

6. Well what else do you offer your members….

We have a great dental plan and encourage sim evil in all our members.

7. How is sim evil a worthwhile pursuit for an entire Federation?

Its a game.

8. Well do you have a code of conduct? A constitution? Ranks? A training Fed? A common market? or branches?

No.

9. Well all Feds have these things.

We are not other Feds.

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LDI test the Leeroy Jenkins Strat

LDI recently tested a new war tactic. It is called the Leeroy Jenkins strat. The test ran very successfully, and we are proud to share it with everyone on LU. Its no longer top secret since it has been posted on youtube. It is a very simple strategy to implement.
First of all your Federation must plan meticulously for a long term war. You must have meetings, stockpile weapons, assign declarations, and so-on. Then one of you younger gung ho players unilaterally declares war on about 10 countries at once with no warning at all. We have found that this confusing tactic is very promising. We have tested it in other games. Here is a video of one experiment.

LEEROY JENKINS



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